Putin at the Barber's
A joke Drabble
Putin goes to the Kremlin barbershop to get a haircut. While cutting his hair, the barber keeps asking and talking about the 'special operation' in Ukraine.
Putin snaps, "You seem to be overly concerned about Ukraine... Don't you know what happens to people who are too nosy here in Russia? Are you insane? Do you wanna fall from a fifth floor window? Or drink a Polonium tea?"
"Nope. I'm not concerned about Ukraine at all. Couldn't care less."
"Then why are you asking all these questions?!"
"Every time I mention Ukraine your hair stands up on end. Easier to cut."
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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