Vladimir Putin called the most powerful and famous psychic and fortuneteller to his bunker.
"I haven't been sleeping well lately. Wake up from nightmares where someone is hunting me but I can't see who. Can you tell me who that is?" Putin asked.
"I can't see specifically, but it seems it's many people."
"How many?"
"Looks like millions."
"Ok, can you tell me how long I will live?" Putin asked.
"I cannot tell that exactly but I do know you will die on a big Ukrainian holiday."
"Which holiday?"
"Whichever day you die, it will be a big Ukrainian holiday."
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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