Pirates Of The Caribbean

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Not many people know I was on that island with Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swan. Probably because I was there before they were forced to walk the plank and swim to shore.

Bastards stole my rum.

I watched them as they swam ashore, arguing between each other, almost like it was a lovers quarrel.

I wasn't going to let them know of my presence, as I didn't know if they were hostiles. But once the bonfire was going, and drinks were pouring, I couldn't help but join.

Don't let Elizabeths innocent looks fool you though, she dipped into the bottle a little more than she let on. How could she not, having to put up with that Sparrow fella.

They had to of been a couple, judging from all the cuddling going on.

But that did not matter for we had many shenanigans going on that night, spin the bottle, 7 minutes in heaven...

SIDE NOTE: Getting stuck in that shack with Jack for 7 minutes was not heaven. I think I got jipped.

If only I had known Swans real intentions for that night...

I woke up and my rum was destroyed.

Jack was a raging lunatic.

Another lovers quarrel.

And I remembered letting one of them shave my entire beard off. Something about strapping it to the backs of turtles, I don't know...

Would I do it all again though? Hell yeah.