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Phlurk

A serious cuss word!!!!!

By Novel AllenPublished 4 months ago β€’ 1 min read
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Phlurking AI

"Phlurk you, phlurk you, and oh yes....phlurk All of you".

"Sir, you can't use that word in here, there are children and 'ahem', ladies present".

"Pardon me! But phlurk you and your ladies, phlurk the world and phlurk everybody".

"Sir, we are going to have to ask you to leave, please, we'd rather not call the cops".

"Phlurk the cops. I want the food I ordered".

Everyone in the restaurant had paused with food halfway to their faces, women were covering the ears of their children, and men were getting ready to expect the worse.

The disgruntled customer angrily reached inside his soiled aging jacket. Everyone gasped audibly and simultaneously, some dived under the table. The restaurant staff ducked behind counters while others who were serving rushed to protect the customers, getting ready to usher them to safety. (RIGHT)!!!!!!!!!

The disgruntled man laughed raucously, guffawing and coughing for his efforts.

"What the phlurk are you all doing. I ain't phlurking planning to harm anybody. I just want some food". He scattered a few coins on the counter.

"That's not enough to pay for the food sir, I'm sorry".

The police siren blared loudly to a stop outside. They surrounded the restaurant. From the back door, two cops crept silently in.

Phlurk!!!!!!!

"Turn around slowly with your phlurking hands up". They ordered.

"What the phlurk. Can't a guy get some food in peace"?

"Officer, I will pay for his food". A mother offered.

Kindness and food had saved the day.

PHLURKING LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Novel Allen

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  1. Compelling and original writing

    Creative use of language & vocab

  2. Excellent storytelling

    Original narrative & well developed characters

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    Niche topic & fresh perspectives

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    Zero grammar & spelling mistakes

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  • π‘πŒ π’π­π¨πœπ€π­π¨π§4 months ago

    Nicely done, and I love that it ends on such an uplifting note. Phlurkin' phlantastic!

  • This is phlurking phlabulous! My personal favorite swear word is "Fuddruckers"! Simply the name of a restaurant but, when said properly, certainly manages to deliver the message.

  • Not being able to afford food is so phlurking relatable! I phlurking loved your story!

  • StoryholicFinds4 months ago

    love it! ❀️

  • Sid Aaron Hirji4 months ago

    Working for minimum wage myself and I see these people all the time

  • Linda Rivenbark4 months ago

    High drama...diffused by a mother's offer to pay for the food being demanded. I could feel the tension and fear of the customers and restaurant staff. In our times, the conclusion they made was understandable. So relieved with the ending πŸ˜ƒ.

  • Kendall Defoe 4 months ago

    Language!

  • Jay Kantor4 months ago

    'N' - So nice to see a 'Filler' word to replace the 'F' word. I thought about writing this topic - but I'm certain I would have been canceled! Sorry you haven't been in my 'hood lately - Miss you - 'j'

  • Mother Combs4 months ago

    love it

  • Catherine Nyomenda4 months ago

    Ooh phlurk😁😁. I found this intriguing Allen

  • Lana V Lynx4 months ago

    So funny. I kept remembering how on Modern Family they needed a little girl Lily to say fuck and they taught the actress to say fudge.

  • I love this word πŸ’¬ lol πŸ˜† Great Storytelling and it has a strong Message β™₯οΈπŸ’―

  • They have got to come up with an insight for insanely funny. Phlurk is my new favorite word. I hope this one wins!!!

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