Neospective
(Noun & Adjective: something known or described as being new when it is actually quite dated)
Advertising Copy:
Here is the newest addition for the modern home: the modern rotary connection device. Arriving at our offices after a long and detailed discussion over form, features and price, we decided that what you really need is a communication device that will not disappear when you most need it; will be available in one specific location in the home; and will be available for generations to come!
With a simple open-face design, you will be able to rotate on each number to actually communicate with each other. And the numbers are each aligned with three-letter fragment from the alphabet, making it easier to remember contacts, and providing a means for children to memorize those ABCs (watch as they enjoy hundreds of hours practicing without a push from you)!
The device also comes with a cord to provide you with a secure means of keeping you listening and speaking device in one location. With a curly design, this can also provide you with hours of entertainment to both your children and the curious cat (our studies prove as much)!
Please enjoy and keep in mind that the neospective look will always be with us and that supplies are limited*.
*Void in Antarctica and Vatican City.

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