"My Tree is Taller!"
A Sisterly Competition Drabble
Twin 70-year-old sisters ended up living together after their adult children moved away. One was widowed at 48 and never remarried, the other married and divorced young and had two more marriages and many relationships.
They liked teasing each other. Once, the widow asked the other twin, "If every orgasm you ever had were a branch on a tree, how tall would your tree be?"
"I know your tree wouldn't be tall enough to climb over our neighbor's fence," the second sister replied. "My tree would reach into heaven."
"I didn't know they admitted sluts to heaven," the widow retorted.
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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