My Insane Super Hero Adventure

I dreamt that I was flying. When I woke, there he was, standing next to me. It was vitality dude. “I have your poster on my wall,” I said. “I see that,” he said. “Why are you here,” I asked. “I need help saving the world,” he said. “I don’t have any super powers,” I said. “You do now,” he said and zapped me. He flew me to the lair of Mega Doom. “I’ll destroy the world,” he said and fired. I blocked all the bullets. Vitality man flew him to jail. I was now his sidekick, The Human Shield.