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Moscow's Calling

Two Friends Talking on the Phone Again

By Lana V LynxPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 4 min read
Putin and Trump in Helsinki, original art by Alesha Stupin

This conversation took place on August 12, 2021.

“Hello, Donnie?”

“Oh wow, hello, Vlad! I’m so happy you are calling me first!”

“Well, I promised. I also wanted to check how the preparations are going” (hiding a smirk).

“Preparations? For what?”

“For your reinstatement. Wasn’t it supposed to be tomorrow, Friday the 13th of August?” (chuckling into his sleeve).

“Ah, that thing,” (sounding deflated). “Mike The Pillow Guy was supposed to organize it. But he just told me that the guys who were supposed to bring him the evidence of the election fraud fell through. So we are delaying it to September now.”

“What will change by September, with just a couple of weeks left, Donnie?”

“Well, I don’t know. It was Mike’s idea. He assured me that when the evidence of fraud comes out the people would rise again and reinstate me as president.”

“You know it all BS, Donnie.”

“Yes, but my supporters don’t know that.”

“Are you still milking them for money, Donnie?”

“Of course. Where else would I get the money I need to run my operations now, without the government contracts and my networks of friends?”

“That’s smart, Donnie, fleece the suckers!” (both giggle happily). “But back to the fraud, how did Mike Lindell plan to prove it?”

“He told me he had solid evidence that China manipulated the Dominion voting machines to change my votes for Biden.”

“And you believed him?”

“He was not the only one, Vlad. That Kraken lawyer woman said the same thing.”

“You mean Sidney Powel?”

“Yes! How come you know my people’s names better than I do?”

“It’s my job, Donnie. I wouldn’t have been where I am today if I didn’t remember people’s faces, names, and details.”

“Ah yes, yes. Spying requires good memory.”

“Who talks about spying, Donnie? I mean being the president.”

“Oh, I was president once.”

To the side, “Exactly my point.” To Trump, “And hopefully, you will be again. I miss you as president, Donnie.”

“Do you really, Vlad? Please don’t toy with me” (fawning).

“Why would I do that, Donnie? I really miss you as the US president. Looking forward to you being reinstated. Can I do anything to help?”

“I don’t think so, Vlad. If you interfere again, it will be too obvious. That’s why Mike wanted to frame China and the Kraken woman – Venezuela. Otherwise, the media will go crazy again: Russia, Russia, Russia!”

“I see your point, Donnie. In any case, let me know if you change your mind. I’m always happy to help my friend, you know that.”

“All right, thank you, Vlad” (pleased and smiling).

“So if you are not being reinstated tomorrow, what are your plans for the day?”

“Hmm, I don’t know yet. I’ll probably go golfing. Or maybe fly somewhere for a quick rally. The rallies are the only thing that give me joy now.”

“I know, Donnie, I know. You need that energy of the crowds. But it would be unwise to do a rally tomorrow.”

“You think so? Why?”

“Well, a lot of people expected your second inauguration tomorrow. And if it doesn’t happen and you just run a rally instead, they will get disappointed and suspicious of a con.”

“You are right, Vlad, as always. And what happens if people show up for my second inauguration?”

“Show up where?”

“There are lots of places floating around on the Internet.”

“Oh, well, you just condemn them as false flag, something liberals staged to discredit you.”

“Brilliant! That’s exactly what I will do. By the way, did you see my new Save America Trump Card design?”

“The red and gold one?”

“Yes, with the American Eagle.”

“I did, Donnie, I did. They look beautiful, but one of the designs said ‘OFFICAL’ instead of ‘OFFICIAL’.”

“Yeah, we caught it before they were made but someone leaked them on the Internet anyway.”

“Well, what can I say, Donnie? No one can outdo you in fundraising.”

“That’s true. I’m the best fundraiser in the world.”

“Yes you are, Donnie, you are indeed. So, golfing then?”

“Golfing?” (puzzled)

“Yes, are you going golfing tomorrow then?”

“Oh, I thought you meant you wanted to go golfing with me.”

“I wish I could, Donnie. Maybe one day.”

“That will be a glorious day, Vlad.”

“It will be, Donnie. It will be indeed. But until then, bye” (hang ups abruptly).

“Bye, Vlad.” After hanging up, “That was unexpected. But he called me first! I guess I’ll go golfing with friends tomorrow, to celebrate.”


About the Creator

Lana V Lynx

Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist

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