Trump got both Putin and Zelenskyy on the phone, just to decide on the place to conduct peace talks.
Putin: Our suggestion is Minsk.
Zelenskyy: Our response is Warsaw.
Putin: We are not allowed in Warsaw.
Zelenskyy: Exactly.
Trump: Mr.Presidents, please, remember that we need to agree on the place that would work for both of you. A safe place for you both.
Zelenskyy: I suggest Türkiye.
Putin: By the same token, I suggest Hungary.
Trump: I see this is going nowhere. How about Israel?
Putin: Are you kidding me, Donnie? You want me to explain denazification to two Jews?
100 words exactly make it a Drabble.
Author's Note: Feels like I haven't done these in awhile, and a fresh joke in Russian came my way from a friend. It can be interpreted in so many different ways, depending on where you stand in terms of ideology. So don't kick me, I'm just a messenger. Strike out, translator. And I still hate Putin and support Ukraine.
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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