Local middle-aged man wreaking havoc to A.I. at local McDonalds' via future kickstart. Waterproof, LA.

Near the suspect's home are two fast-food restaurants almost kitty-corner to each other, as some locals quietly put, while also adding to the fact that robots may not yet have a place in the food industry after all.

The suspect softly addressed his motivation given simply by the "smell" which prompted a concise, powerful, yet grammatically incoherent manifesto. Lines including, almost pleading readers to target these AI systems into malfunctioning simply by "endlessly asking for more pickles". Several hundred copies we're left dormant on the sidewalks of a single intersection in Tensas Parish.

The main person of interest, local chef, Lucas W. Firmin, locally known as "Wade" or "L-Wade" is still wanted for questioning.

If you have any information on this individual, contact 318-435-4099, Winnsboro.