Last Call: Vampire Hunters Unite

Enter the Hunt for Vampires and Demons

Since we must free all demons from their evil and from hell, we are attracted to the goals of freedom, justice, and peace, especially for the souls of lost children. Our goal is not to eradicate demons but to liberate them. Rise up, this is your call for action.

Jizo, our dear friend, known as Kishitigarbha, the Bodhisattva of children, helps all lost souls or hungry ghosts. This staff of rings has wondrous powers that can combat evil. All Asian demons or oni fear the staff.

As we watch samurai vampires thrust and cut within our mind's eye, we believe that we can control these undead. It's okay, for death is an illusion where we rule. So teaches Buddhist and samurai lore. Those vampires, the re-dead, the post-dead, the unborn, are mostly composed of yin.

Those unborn are attracted to the living who possess elements of yang. Those, the living, are in a sense like just like the demons we hunt, the mutated de-evolved reconstituted zombies, the vampires, the original living beings of purity who died so long ago. We, the hunters will liberate the demons and vampires from their pain, so they can be reborn. The hunt continues as we search for the demons who lust for blood. Join us in this call for action.

Our other friend is Shoki, the Demon Slayer. On the fifth day of the fifth month, on what was once Boy's Day but which is now called Children's Day, he also protects our children from evil spirits.

Though he died many hundreds of years ago in China after being denied an official position because of his hideous face, he earned respect after his death because of his inner beauty as he began to fight against injustice and against the demons of the night. Join us in our call for action.

Shoki became an eternal spirit who lives in the heart of Asians who want justice including those in Japan. In death, he became eternal as the Demon Slayer. Vampires beware the power of his sword. Join us for this call for action. Now.

So pop open a Ramune Lychee soda or root beer, stuff some Pocky sticks or popcorn into your mouth, and become Buddhist monks or Shinto exorcist wannabes with Jizo and Shoki by your side. We, the vampire hunters, must defeat the mythic concept of evil and death.

Don't be a vampire hunter imposter, fighting the post-human existence of the normalcy, the mundane, or the mediocrity of postmodernity.

Beware of the corporate multinational vampire beasts, who are attracted to the blood of workers. They want us to fight against their terrorists, so they can suck oil and our credit and monies. They are the most powerful and fear vampires and fox spirits of all. Let the sword of Shoki kill them and rid us of evil, so they can be reborn as humans. Help us now. . .

We are the samurai vampire hunters who must feel our enemies with our own swords like they do in those vampire stories. These are the battles of blood we fight all the time. We will not be pulled down and bloodied by rising taxes, rising insurance rates, and rising medical fees while being embarrassed by our political vampires of corruption, oppression, and deception. Help us!

Too many of our revolutionary friends are addicted to drugs or media of lies trying to cope with the oppression of the mind. Too many of our friends are in jails because of drug related charges. The fox spirits will not legalize drugs or spend monies to liberate the abused masses. Instead, it remains a criminal offense to dream of freedom. It is not the drugs you have illegalized, it is the will to dream.

We have a secret drug of choice, a lethal fantasmagoria called JVN: Japanese Vampire Narratives. Indeed, drugged up, we have become the fighters of the undead: those who stand up in this epic battle to win the liberation of the demons which will lead to our liberation. Not until the last demon is free will we be free. Join us in this call for action. . . .

We will defeat those enemies that can be defeated in the cinema light of illusion and delusion and in the narratives of horror. Though we may be unbalanced by the vile political, social and economical feng shui. This is the last call. . . .

The masses cry out, "Someone needs to lead us home toward the promise land and out of this hell." We shall overcome, for we are the greatest vampire hunters ever and this is our manifesto of liberation. The last call, save the world. . . .

We will extinguish evil and return to the original face of purity. Release the demons from the hell. Join us if you dare!

--written by a crazed Vampire Hunter who teaches English in the heartland

Thank you for reading. . .