Putin visits a middle school. Trying to be friendly, he said, "Ask me anything, I'll answer all your questions."
Vanya raised his hand, "I have three questions. First, who killed Litvinenko? Second, why are people in Russia so poor? Third, who poisoned Navalny?"
Shocked, Putin had no answers. He was saved by the bell.
After the break, Putin says again, "Anyone else has questions?"
Vova got up and said, "I have five. First, who killed Litvinenko? Second, why are people in Russia so poor? Third, who poisoned Navalny? Fourth, why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier? Fifth, where's Vanya?"
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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