Katie Can't Cut It
A Satire Drabble for Lana Lynx' unofficial challenge
“I want to go home,” Elon shouted.
"You mean to South Africa?" Katie Miller replied.
“I thought you were smart, but you just proved me wrong! You are released. Go back to Stephen. You are not baby mama material.
“Are you sure, El? I mean, I have three kids with Stephen, and I AM a working mom. We can do this together. We’ll take our kids, including mine, wherever you want to go.”
“I’m not dragging excess baggage back to my planet. Only the best of the best can come. My mother, Peter Thiel, Ellison, Jared.”
“Jared Kushner?”
“Stupid! Birchall!”
Copyright © 11/2/2025 by Andrea O. Corwin
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A/N This is my first drabble. It is late for the challenge but I am posting it.
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Andrea Corwin
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