Kalamaalienation

“Suit up my alien friends. We will take over the most powerful nation. We just need to control one part of their government. Our disguise, as humans, will certainly fool them. We just need to be elected and we will fool them by letting them think we are going to fight for what they want .” The leader of the Alien announces to his subordinates.

“We are the House of Representatives, we are next in line in being in Control of the President's seat of power. We will keep removing the speakers of the house until I become the Speaker of the house. We will shut down the government. We will be in control of this planet in no time. All we need to do is cause chaos in the House of Representatives. Prolong the voting for a speaker and we are in. We will completely, Kalamaalienation this superpower.” He told his constituents in an evil alien laugh.

“We finally controlled Russia, hahaha! These human fools cannot tell they are being controlled by us. We will cause chaos everywhere on this planet.” The alien leader spoke in their language.

The time came when the aliens drop their disguise and reveal themselves. They finally Kalamaalienation the planet Earth. The earthlings were enslaved to the alien power.