Immortality Pill Failure
A Drabble to keep my unofficial challenge going
Putin woke up after the injection, looked in the mirror, and dialed a number in panic, "Masha, I don't think this immortality pill works the way it's supposed to! Are you sure about the dosage?"
"Of course I am, daddy! I've read the instructions a million times! What's wrong, why are you panicking?"
"My face looks like a butt, Masha!"
"But we've been through this so many times, daddy! It's just a little swelling, it'll go away and you'll look fresh again!"
"I'm gonna call Elon anyway, to make sure."
"As you wish, daddy! Don't show him your face, though!"
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100 words exactly make it a Drabble.
If you enjoyed this short story and want to try your hand at writing a Drabble, my unofficial challenge is still open till January 15:
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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