I Tried To Open The Door

I knocked and I knocked, and I knocked again. The door still wouldn't budge.

"Hello!, I screamed into the letterbox.

It was silent.

I peered inside the letterbox, and all I saw was a dark void.

I tried to push the door open.

"Go away, I'm washing my hair!" The door screamed at me, then it threw me to the ground, and now I am asleep.

"Doors don't have hair," I said to myself, waking in my bed.

Confused, I went back to sleep,

And behind the door, was a ghost of a young lady who was brushing her hair!