Human Blunt

Jan’et got ready for bed early today. Just as she was about to lay it down for the night, loud music was blasting from Yvonne’s room. 

Jan’et walks down the hall and peeks her head into Yvonne’s room. 

Yvonne is an hour in to her smoke session and is feeling creatively hot and itchy. 

Ja’net is standing in the door way about to tell Yvonne to turn the music down when Yvonne starts rolling around on the carpet.

Ja’net stands there for a sec (confused) then just closes Yvonne’s door and goes back to her room.

Yvonne wakes up the next morning still laying on the floor. She realizes she the time and throws on some clothes before she is late for work.

Ja’net is already at the kitchen table sipping coffee reading from her phone. 

Yvonne pours a cup of coffee and right as she sits down Ja’net says

“You know your dope fien ass was blasting music last night and was rolling around on the carpet naked. “You made a song too (Ja’net starts singing) “I’m a phat ass blunt”, “I’m a phat ass blunt”

Yvonne was outraged “Why were you staring at me pervert?”

Ja’net just rolls her eyes and continues to sip her coffee.

The two women sit at the table in silence enjoying there coffee when Yvonne admits

“I think I’m still high”

Ja’net says “yeah boo, you are bout to leave for work in just a suit jacket”

Yvonne looks down and sees her titties resting on the coffee table 🤦🏾‍♀️

(New Story)

Long day unwind in 10 seconds

Ja’net is laying in bed, vape pin in hand smoking the activities of the day away. The munchies have kicked in hard. Ja’net makes her way over to the fridge and sees Yvonne’s strawberry cheese cake with the note on it. “Yvonne’s high snack don’t touch” Ja’net ate the cake and went back to bed “munchies satisfied”.

The next morning Yvonne is up sipping coffee and eating toast. Ja’net joins her sipping her coffee black today.

Ja’net, “Hey dont get mad at me but I ate your cheese cake last night”

Yvonne looks up at Ja’net and opens her mouth like a rabid dog, growling at her with spit drooling down her chin.

Ja’net looks over at the rabid human dog with foaming spit and calmly says

“I’ll buy you another slice today psycho”

Ja’net walks out and goes to work.

(New Story)

Sunday Morning

Yvonne went to church today. Still feeling the Holy Ghost spirit, Yvonne burst through the door and says “besiege wetched woman” then throws a bible at Ja’net’s face.

Ja’net- What the hell??

Yvonne - I just wanted you to share the bong with me.

Ja’net hold out the bong like a peace offering (irritated look on her face)

Yvonne sits down like she didn’t just almost knock her roommate’s head off with a book.

((Next morning sipping coffee at the kitchen table))

Ja’net sits at the table with her morning coffee and a bottle of aspirin. Yvonne plops down right next to her.

Ja’net says. “My head still It still hurts”

Yvonne sulkingly mumbles …. “Sorry”

(Lame joke ahead)

THE JOKE

“What happens when a cop car, a fire truck, and a cab walk into a bar together? (Yup the cars not the drivers 🤣)

Dispatch calls them with an emergency!!!

I was watching The Joker with Joaquin Phoenix and very inebriated.

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