Here's to the Employee Benefits
For Lana's Unofficial Challenge: Inappropriate Retirement Send-Off
Ach Andy, partin' is such sweet sorrow an' all that pish! Ye'll be missed by some folk, maybe no everyone. Efter aw, shagging the boss did wonders for yer career an' brought ye tae us.
Whit ye lacked in self-respect ye made up for fightin' in oor corner when Ol Battleaxe restricted oor tea breaks. We could forgive those one-on-one meetings in her office, specially when ye thrashed oot a better reward scheme, puttin' a wee smile on her face.
We wish ye well. At least noo ye don't have tae come tae the office tae get yer end away.
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Thanks for reading!
This is for Lana's brilliant Unofficial Challenge: Inappropriate Retirement Send-Off!
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