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He'll Never Do Online Dating Again

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By Alfie JanePublished 11 months ago 1 min read
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He'll Never Do Online Dating Again
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The bonfire was left on an awkward note. After the ex-girlfriend left, the boy's best friend peeled out of the driveway. He and the girl were left watching the flames die.

"I miss having someone," he said. "Someone who likes what I like. I miss the drama, the kinky sex, everything."

"Try FetLife," the girl said. "My ex found his wife there."

The two go inside and turn on his computer. He makes a FetLife account.

"Oh god! What has been seen cannot be unseen!" he shouted.

"What?" she asks, looking at the naked picture.

It's his mom.

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Alfie Jane

A wandering soul who writes about anything and everything. Former expat, future cook and writer. Will take any challenge that comes her way.

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