I cannot wait to see these hamburgers pop off with their glock nines and do this gangster-ass heist for sure. Channel fuck news said hamburgers with arms and legs I mean actual hamburgers with human bodies crossed with a hamburger patty and bun for a torso-type shit. Funny as fuck am I right? Channel fuck news has said that not only do the gangsters own glock nines they own ruggers and AKs among other machine guns and even the type of machine guns that set bodies on fire as soon as the bullet makes an impact with the body. These ham burglars are off the cheezy yo. With onions and potatoes on the side, this heist is going to be feisty and pay off because the fact of the matter is the boys are too dumb to find these masterminded ham burglars laugh out loud. Who doesn't call the cops the boys most real mother fuckers do. I am super real.
So the half-human half hamburgers pull off the heist getting away with F&N tools, more machine guns, and billions of dollars in cash infinite in all 100 dollar bills and the stupid cops/boys were unable to track these thieves down. They robbed the cartel of their cocaine and ice cream too. The hamburgers said, "Shards yeah."
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Angelina F. Thomas
I am a very beautiful mother of mixed daughters with expensive taste. I hope and pray to my Abba father that my wishful thinking and my ability to dream huge truly pays off. So be it. Amen.
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Such a good crazy rolling off this page way and not entirely outside the realms of possibilities - well done!