Gill Uh Ginnz Eye Land .. A Remote *but Controlled* Resort & Spa
Planetary (*Asteroidal) Resort Island … Little Known, Largely Uninhabited. Popular(ish) with those cast away from galactic society.
Being another Educational Interlewd from the GALACTICALLY delightful episodes of Dick Dodgers SFPI.
https://vocal.media/poets/a-dick-dodgers-sfpi-pre-note
https://vocal.media/fiction/dick-dodgers
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GILL AGINNZ EYE LAND: A REMOTE, CONTROLLED, SPACIAL SPA & RETREAT: An Educationally Historic Overview
Planetary (*Asteroidal) Resort Island … Little Known, Largely Uninhabited. Popular(ish) with those cast away from galactic society.
Located in the Minnower Asteroidal Belt … Coordinates: Variable
FOUNDERS:
Ruler: Thirsty Howler the Turd
Life Partner (Spouse): Lovely Luvvie
Aides:
Sy Ense Propft: Technological Adviser
Gill A. Ginnz: Comedic Relief / Entertainment Director
Merry Ann; Eye Candy / Social Director
Skip Errh; Erstwhile Pilot Extraordinare. Course Plotter
Jin Jurr; Stage and [Sun]Screen Procurer
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The Lost and Founders of Gill Aginnz Eye Land Spa crashed on said rock approximately 59 GS years ago. … Circa GSY 1964 on the SpaceShip Minnower.
This small, but close knit, society of cast offs has been the subject of discussion by a number of anthropological society studies … Mostly about the effects, good and bad, of residing long term in a virtually unknown/extremely remote galactic location. Subsets include: Absurdly - yet blamelessly - crashed minnowers and the societal rules they may establish; A study in ginger - Stage performances b4 limited audiences. et al
Gill Aginnz Eye Land Resort and Spa [GUGELeRS] is known for it’s absurdly - some would say outlanderishly - huge artworks featuring Eyeball Pics from all known Galactic Species! [thus far] …..
The Founding Members spend most of their time avoiding cannibalistic species visiting for epicurean reasons.
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Safety Note: Should you decide, on a Skylark, to vacation at this resort… Be sure to visit Jin Jurr’s stage shop for sunscreen. This asteroidal spa is known to loop a tad close to the local trinary stars.
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Reservations are Expected. We certainly have some.
About the Creator
Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
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