Gaming the System

Disheveled people disembarked busses coming from Albuquerque to Phoenix – 72 in this convoy alone. It was happening around the country – in mass – bringing shills from decided districts to swing states. Each busload arrived at a different precinct to cast ballots. Every homeless voter received $50 for their round-trip excursion.

In Washington, men in expensive suits smoking cigars applauded each other.

“Brilliant plan, Mitch!”

“Thank the Koch brothers,” said McConnell. “The Democrats demanded same-day registration without voter ID, so this is what they deserve. Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.”