Fucked Up Wedding Toasts
I'm Not bitter, You're Just Drunk
Lana V Lynx Unofficial Challenge
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Hello, yes, hi....I, I, I'm the brides best friend, uh, ex, well...never mind that, here we are.
To say the least, this isn't how I saw Jenny, Jennifer's wedding day going, Brad here, swooped in that night, about a year ago, no, exactly one year ago today, well, look at that, right down to the minute. 2:04.
Yeah, he does likes them drunk, and young (raises glass) so let's deliver, shall we? Cheers to my sloppy seconds, whoopsie, I mean happy couple.
May Jim and Jack continue to numb your senses, call me when you sober up Jenny.
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