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“Thank you! Thank you all for joining us from the comfort of your home burrows. Due to the latest Ebola outbreak we regret that we cannot host you in person, however, thanks to the wonderful new invention of ‘video vision’ - we can bring all the latest spring fashions straight to you in the safety of your own home!

Please join me in warmly welcoming to the stage international supermodel; who sailed here especially for this designer show, Miss Foxy Fox Fox!

Tonight she wears a wild caucasian female that is in a rare blemish free condition at 20 sun rotations of age.

In addition to her perfect soft skin, she boasts a long, brunette mane of the finest and softest natural hair. She has been slowly air cured over 9 moon cycles to ensure that she can be handed down to your future generations.

We start the bidding for this one at the cost of just 6 rabbits. Please submit all bids by telephone on the number across your screens. Good luck!

Next on the stage we have a very sexy Mr Foxy Roxy modelling a young black male, estimated to a perfect 12 sun rotations of age….”