Fleeing while Skiing
Better to die one way than to die two ways in one day.
"You ready?"
"Punch it!"
You gotta admit, you were skeptical at first when your date asked if you liked water skiing.
"Duhhh... who doesn't?" Your text message surely got them stoked. Had it not been for that you would've never gotten this first date, let alone a reply.
Why'd you swipe on them again? Was it their alluring voice, their body's toned physique, or was it their thirst trap pictures of them with that cutie batootie of a puppers? Yeah, it was definitely the dog. Sure, they're sweet and got the body of a hotty with which you might wanna get naughty, but you bet if anything got you to slide into their DMs it was the puppy.
Be real, how could you say 'no' to that cute, widdle, face?
Florida ain't half bad with a cutie and a hotty.
As your date looks back behind you from the steering wheel, Fluffy gets so excited he jumps into your arms. Normally, you'd be okay with this, but not at 40mph!
Tragedy strikes as Fluffy's paws knock your bottoms to slip past your hips! Unable to catch him, Fluffy barely holds onto your bottoms by his teeth's skin, dangling precariously between your ankles!
You wanna yell "Kill the engine," to remedy this, but can't since you saw some alligators sunbathing nearby. Dying of embarrassment passing by several boats, you finally enter safe waters. The boat stops.
"Are your first dates always this risqué ?" Your date chuckles as you pass Fluffy back.
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Thavien's Tokens: "This story is inspired by the recent Vocal Social Society challenge, as issued by Gina C."
For this week, your prompt is to write a Microfiction Story of 250 words or less about…
A pet on a boat! 🐶🛥️
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Comments (5)
Hahahahahahahahaa this was hilarious!
Hahaha. That was great.
What a humorous tail!!!LOL!!!❤️❤️💕
DUDE!! This was hilarious. Makes being stuck down here even funnier
Lol- the pups will get ya every time! This was hilarious !