Fighting the Ice Vampire: Adventures of Samurai Santa

Directions for Learning to Unlearn and Navigating in coldest weather of hell> > >

Remember these words> >

. . . .looking through the eye of the heart. . . . . while visiting nihongo or Japan to give gifts to children during christmas, santa falls from the chimney of a house of samurai, hearing santa scream to the fangs of an easter vampire bunny of terror . . . . . . the famous words . . .

Be sure to Repeat these Mantra Words of Power> > >

. . . . . . ho, . . . . ho. . . . ho. . . . .

. . . . .how? . . . how? . . . how? . .

Hold your Chest Out Strong> > >

. . .seeing through the flames of betrayal . .. .having had his wounded soul taken by the vampire bunny from planet x, . . .

Fear Not > >

. . . santa kidnapped from the north pole by shapeshifting cyborg mind viruses, . .

Please read the Ninja Code of Conduct.

We are ninjas of the Shadow Lakes of Hokaido

. . . . having japanese anime sailors and k-pop gothic cartoon characters helping the rotten rabbit from hell. . .

Part 1: Read carefully >

Repeat > . . . . . . being lost . . . . santa's red spirit sucked out from easter demons of the night, . . .hearing santa sing as a form of exorcism to fight against the fangs of the Eastern bunny from hell

Listen to the words of a Boxing Champion > > .

" . . . do not count the days; make the days count," repeating muhammad ali's words. . .

 . . . santa refocusing on ali's words to him as an x-mas samurai warrior fighting demons of the might .. . .reawakening from his many visits to the er in the north pole  . . . 

 . . . journeying to the light of might . . . recalling that in the north pole . . .being lost and having sexy martian easter cyborgs kissing him and wanting his neck. . . .walking and talking to himself in the darkness of the nightmare on elm street . . . . 

. . . .standing santa tall. . . . . . in . . . . the shadows . . . being lost without reindeers . . . walking slowly on mars. . .  . . . even slower  . . .slower. . . being lost . . . depressed. . . 

. . . listening to silence. . . . . .his santa heart beat. . 

 . . . . . . . . beating. . . . . . louder. . . . . . . 

oh, oh, oh, . . . . . not . . . .ho, ho, ho . . .

. . .going . . around and around and around . .

. . .in martian circles of doom. . . feeling like a cancer patient, . . . . . . struck from a multitude of martian chemo . . . . . . from the cyborg nurse ninjas, . . . . the friends of easter . . . . bunny from hell. . . . . . 

 . . . . . . . . . . more and more and more chemo zapping . . . . . surviving, never giving up, . . becoming a samurai santa. .. . . . once, twice, thrice . . . 

losing his santa mind .  . . .

Directions Part 2: How to Survive Vampires>

. . . . seeing a multitude of martian vampires. . . transforming and . . having his santa mind become a mad martian mind . . . . oh. . .  oh. . oh. . . . . why me ? . . . 

Listen and Learn Carefully> > >

 . . . . . hearing his ....magical mantra of saint rudolf the red nose reindeers repeating   

Repeat this 1,000,000 times

. . never ever. . .. . . . . . . give. .  . . . . . . . . . up. .

 .  . . . .never ever. . . . . . . give. .  . . . . . .. up. . 

. . . never ever.  . . . give. .  . . . . . . . up. . .

. . .hope. . . . being the new dope. . . .

. . . . . . seeing . . . . . the light . . 

. . in. . the dark empty . . 

. . . . . spaces . . . . of martian madness. . 

amen. . .  . .

Directions Part 3: How to Survive Vampires>

for reading. . . .. . . . even though santa was diagnosed with lung cancer from all the smoke from all those chimneys. .  . . santa refuses to give up and stays in shape. . . 

 . . . . no demonic easter bunny from transylvania and his irish cyborg vampire fiends from mars. . .  . . can defeat his samurai arts with his ninja reindeers by his side.

 . . . . . it starts . . . 

with love. . . . . . . . .love more to . . .. . . . . . . . . . to heal more .. .

. . . . . .hug more and give to children more the gifts of love and light every christmas night that becomes the might in their spirits of light. . .

ho. . . ho. . . ho. . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . home. . . home. . . . home.

ho. . . ho. . . ho. . .

. . . . . .. home. . .sweet samurai santa . . . home

. . . . . . fear no vampires

never ever never. . . ho. . . ho. . . ho. . .

. . . santa hearing the powerful words of wisdom from miyamoto musashi, the greatest samurai of all time . . .

"there is nothing outside of yourself that can ever enable you to get better, stronger, richer, quicker, or smarter. . . . .

. . . . . everything is within. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... .

. . . seek nothing outside of yourself," . . .

. . . the end. . .