Everybody’s a (Food) Critic
Microfiction entry
Chicago Readers:
It was the delight of my life to have experienced the most exquisite cuisine my tastebuds have ever known the pleasure of meeting. I dare say, you’ll want to eat here yourselves.
Having tried anything worthy within Chicago, I decided to venture into this well-loved little shin-dig. The smells of the restaurant were so indistinguishable from anywhere I’ve reviewed. It is very unique. Imagine being served almost immediately! The artful construction of my meal was so abstract, I could barely tell what I was eating. Which was what, you ask?
A burger!
I urge you to try McDonald’s.
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Abby Kay Mendonca
Here to share my voice. I write about the overstated and underappreciated. Also, I love cats.
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😂 Wow! They really need to get out more often. Fun read, Abby!