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Drunk-ass Aliens: An "Earthling Anatomy" Exam Cram Session

College-age Aliens Scramble to Cram in One More Night of Studying "Earthling Anatomy"

By Megan Baker (@thegothofsawpit)(@shadowsitheghoststrikebwr)Published 3 years ago 1 min read
Drunk-ass Aliens: An "Earthling Anatomy" Exam Cram Session
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"Tomorrow's the exam?!" exclaims L'Phtoni, visibly sobering at the information.

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In response, T'Node drunkenly points to the notification from their professor, detailing the unexpected rescheduling of their "Earthling Anatomy" exam. The test is paramount; it accounts for a full 25% of their grade. Instead of an additional month, they are faced with less than a day to cram for the exam.

"There's no way we're gonna be able to cram everything..." L'Phtoni laments.

"Well..." states T'Node, "We could go to Earth..."

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"T'Node, no. No, no, no... Are you suggesting we pick up an Earthling and perform an illegal examination the night before our examination?"

"How else are we gonna pass the exam?! I swear they pull this shit on purpose..."

"Certainly isn't the first time," agrees L'Phtoni.

The two make the trip to Earth in record time, aiming for a quiet cattle ranch; the less chance they have of getting caught on Earth surveillance, the less chance they might get busted.

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They choose a middle-aged ranch hand, and beam him into their craft.

"So we removed the clothing," announces T'Node, reading over notes, "Now which opening is the mouth? Should have teeth."

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"...I don't think this is the mouth..."

"Shit..."

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Megan Baker (@thegothofsawpit)(@shadowsitheghoststrikebwr)

A spin on her last name, "Baker's Dozen" are opinion lists on various topics. She also enjoys writing about her World of Warcraft main, The Ghastly Bulk Merchant Shadowsithe Ghoststrike, and occasionally partakes in fiction challenges.

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