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Couldn’t Have Happened to a Nicer Guy

For Lana’s ‘Inappropriate Retirement Send-Off’ Challenge

By Leslie WritesPublished about 18 hours ago 1 min read
Couldn’t Have Happened to a Nicer Guy
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Hey Brad!

It’s been a pressure pleasure working with you all these years. Thank you for your expert advice on literally every subject from Keto diets to natural childbirth.

In this office, you were the glue. Having you on the team really strengthened the bond between the rest of us.

May your slush fund stay unreported and your ex wife stay remarried.

Enjoy Mar-a-Lago!

Regards,

Jane (the brunette one)

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Another struggling millennial. Writing is my creative outlet and stress reliever.

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