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Chemistry: A Circus of Reaction

Oxygen, carbon, and the comedy of the subject!

By Ameer BibiPublished 2 months ago 1 min read
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Chemistry: A Circus of Reaction
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Oh dear, chemistry — that wicked puzzle! Truly, why? It appears to exist to confuse students and to be honest; professors are occasionally caught up in this atomic dilemma.

Is it balancing equations? It’s more like juggling oxygens and hydrogens on both sides while trying to maintain your body’s oxygen levels.

Carbon with four valences? Forget it. Why not have a vacancy instead? Oh, you clown of the subjects, I kept getting stuck producing a normal solution that always turned abnormal solutions.

How about acids and bases? They resemble the odd personalities in this chemical humour. You have your alcohol ready to party with a hydroxyl group. Then there are the amines, with their nitrogen tricks forming bonds left and right. Also, watch functional groups where ketones and halogens have a unique attitude and will not take part in any party of chemical reactions, they have some atomic attitude.

I’m trying to navigate the fun chemistry circus. Oh, chemistry! Luckily, my pH is normal.

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Disclosure: You can read the some story published by the same author on Medium.com.

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Ameer Bibi

I love to read, write, and discuss life, health, fiction, and humour. If you write anything related to these topics, subscribe to me and share your story; I would love to read it and share my opinion. You can find me on Medium.

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  • Guzel20 days ago

    I just hate chem from high school ...

  • Test2 months ago

    Not a fan of chemistry as a subject though I'm pretty sure it's useful for life and stuff 😂 Fun to read though and enjoyed it!

  • Thavien Yliaster2 months ago

    pH? I hope You're talking about Your bloodstream.

  • M.B Hesperia 2 months ago

    Such a beautiful chemistry you have with writing lol

  • Shirley Belk2 months ago

    pH...so intolerable. If not corrected soon, they just go ahead and kill you dead!

  • Gina C.2 months ago

    This is a fun and clever read! What a wonderful way to express your thoughts about chemistry. Lovely work!

  • Syed Riaz Ahmed2 months ago

    Chemistry jokes are like noble gases, they're rare and don't react well with everyone, but when they do, they create explosive laughter 😅

  • Ainy Abraham2 months ago

    Lol, I enjoyed this conversation 😂

  • Imran Zahid2 months ago

    Chemistry is a complex subject, but you covered in comic style. Good one

  • muniba shafiq2 months ago

    👏👏👏

  • I loved it 😊

  • Asad Message2 months ago

    Thank you for sharing

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