Cats are gods in the world

As you can see, I am a cat, a stray cat.

I have some nonsense to tell you humans, please listen carefully.

Before I begin, I would like to reach a consensus. There should be no objection to the fact that cats are gods who dominate the world.

After all, you humans say that cats have nine lives.

But as a god, your attitude towards me is not very good. Apart from anything else, we cats on the street live a very unsatisfactory life.

So let me inform you that starting today, I will prepare to eliminate human beings.

No need to ask for specifics, I have plenty of ways to eliminate you.

In fact, I have been planning to eliminate human beings since yesterday afternoon, even before it rained.

But you humans did a good job. They immediately sent a child to please me. He took me back to his house and prepared a warm little cotton nest, clean water, some cat food and dried fish for me. He gave me some toys that looked like fish.

In his words, this thing is called a shoe box. I can see that you humans are very attentive, and I almost don't want to destroy you.

But what happened next was not so good.

When it got dark, a woman came back. She was very rude and yelled at me as soon as she entered the door. "Where did the cat come from? It's so dirty!"

Then another man came in. The man poked his head in from outside the door and glanced at me.

The man said: "It's a wild cat! It's such a big deal, just take it out and throw it away."

The man rushed in, picked up my paper nest, and walked out.

The children who brought me back squeezed in front of the man and started to grab my nest.

Everyone was shouting so loudly that it made my ears buzz.In fact, I have been planning to eliminate human beings since yesterday afternoon, even before it rained.

But you humans did a good job. They immediately sent a child to please me. He took me back to his house and prepared a warm little cotton nest, clean water, some cat food and dried fish for me. He gave me some toys that looked like fish.

In his words, this thing is called a shoe box. I can see that you humans are very attentive, and I almost don't want to destroy you.

But what happened next was not so good.

When it got dark, a woman came back. She was very rude and yelled at me as soon as she entered the door. "Where did the cat come from? It's so dirty!"

Then another man came in. The man poked his head in from outside the door and glanced at me.

The man said: "It's a wild cat! It's such a big deal, just take it out and throw it away."

The man rushed in, picked up my paper nest, and walked out.

The children who brought me back squeezed in front of the man and started to grab my nest.

Everyone was shouting so loudly that it made my ears buzz.

Very noisy.

So I said, you really have no respect for me. I just wanted to let you go, but immediately my compassion was tortured by you.

I jumped out of the paper nest and walked to the living room.

It's already raining outside, and there is a sound of rain. It's rare that I didn't get caught in the rain today. It's a good day to wipe out human beings.

After a while the woman came over with the paper nest, followed by the child.

The woman put the paper nest on the floor of the living room, then took me into the nest, and said to the child: "If it rains, leave it here for now. Tomorrow morning, when the rain stops, I can pick it up and put it wherever I can."

Now I have researched and understood the matter of annihilating human beings.

Not too difficult.

I guess it can be done in ten minutes.

At this point, you have to admit your perseverance as humans. In order not to be wiped out, you ordered this child to keep touching me, right?

It's a good plan. It made my back feel soft and itchy, quite comfortable, and it interfered with my progress in eradicating human beings.

After touching it for a while, the child said to me: "You and Xiaohua look alike, you are not the same as Xiaohua, are you?"

The child said again: "Oh, it would be great if Xiaohua is still alive, you two can still play together."

After a while the child came into the house.

I can finally start the process of destroying the world.

As a result, the man ran out again, changed my bowl of water, and added some cat food.

While touching me, he said to me: "You are very good. You don't have to go out to make money. You can have food just lying here, right? No one will make you feel angry, and you don't have to lower your voice to pretend to be your grandson. You are really Comfortable."

After a while, he said, "I didn't plan to throw you away. I'm just pretending. Don't be angry."

The man's hands were heavy and the strength of the massage made my hair itch, which was not very comfortable.

After a while, I have to lick the hair for a long time.

After he left, I decided to speed up the process.

But you humans are really annoyed. Not long after the man returned, the woman ran out again.

She looked at my paper nest for a long time, trying to figure out if she wanted to add water and food to me, but I didn’t lack anything and she couldn’t do anything.

This woman went and brought me a toy, squatted in front of me and peeled off my hair and looked at it for a long time, which made me feel uncomfortable. Finally, she said: "It's quite clean, there are no bugs."

Then he touched my head and said, "Hey, you are fine. You don't have to wander anymore. You have a home where you can lie down, and you don't have to think about anything."

The woman said: "You don't know how much trouble there can be in a family. Everyone has their own thoughts. Everything costs money. Keeping the family running is more difficult than anything else."

When I heard this, I understood.

You people are really a bunch of contradictions.

It's obvious that no one is living happily, yet they come here and beg me bitterly not to destroy you, as if given you time, you can find meaning in your empty life.

It is obvious that you are all obsessed with some meaningless things, but you have ignored the really important family members.

When the woman left, I was too sleepy and it was raining outside, so I took a nap.

When I woke up, it was already dawn and the rain outside had stopped.

Men and women were at the dining table in my living room, and the child was sitting there, facing me, chewing bread.

I stretched, and they all laughed, as if they hadn't been arguing together yesterday.

The child said: "I want to keep it, it looks like a little flower, I want a little flower."

They all looked at me again.

The man said: "Well, it looks quite similar."

The woman said: "But you want to raise it..."

The man said: "Keep it, I think it is quite sensible."

The woman glared: "You don't care."

The man said, "I'll take care of it. I concluded the business deal yesterday. I'll take half a day off today."

The woman said: "That's good, you can send your children to school later, it will save me the trouble."

The man said: "I will send it to you, and I will bring the cat with me."

The child shouted: "Yeah!"

I stretched again.

They laughed together again.

Seeing this family of humans so happy makes me a little bit intolerable.

Overnight, they seemed to have figured out how to find a little happiness in these suffering days.

I wonder if we should stop wiping out human beings?

Who knows that you humans really can't tolerate a little mercy.

The man immediately said: "I will take you to school later and take the cat with me. When I get back, I will take it to be sterilized."

So let me inform you that starting today, I will prepare to eliminate human beings.

Don't talk nonsense to me. I don't have time to listen. I'm running in a hurry.