On October 7, 2024, Putin turned 72.
"Happy Birthday, Vlad!"
"Thank you, Donnie!"
"I've sent you a present, you should get it soon."
"Yeah? How did you send it?"
"It's a secret, Vlad. You'll know when you get it."
"Alright. Can you at least tell me what it is?"
"No, Vlad, I want it to be a total surprise. A tremendous surprise."
"You know what was a total surprise, Donnie?"
"No, Vlad, what?"
"That Bob Woodward knows we talk regularly. How does he know, Donnie?"
"Beats me, Vlad. I never told him."
"Ok, then, Donnie, bye!"
Trump: "Bye... So weird."
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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