breast is best

“NURSE!!

Sedate this one, she is resisting the natural process. Give her an anaesthetic”

“Sir, if we do that we cannot sell her milk yet. Policy says we can no longer contaminate the animals with drugs before pumping for milk”

“Ahh fuck. You’re right. Get the branding iron instead. If she won’t shut up on her own we need to scare her into shutting up”

“Yes sir. Sir….?”

“What?? Speak up student.”

“It’s just…. Sorry… I don’t want to speak out of turn… it’s just that new studies have shown when the animals are in pain, they produce less milk. And their milk also becomes contaminated with cortisol…”

“You and that bloody university. What do they know about running a milk farm, huh? Are they dealing with these wild creatures day in and day out? No. They sit in nice offices protected from seeing just how unhinged these creatures become when being milked. We NEED sedation. And if we can’t sedate and sell - this is the only way. Get the iron. That’s how we’ve always done it, and that’s how we are continuing to do things around here.”