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By Digital_FootPrintPublished about a year ago 3 min read
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YOU CAN’T C ME….. And We Don’t Want To C U Either

I think Nikki Bella is getting married just so she can have another reality show. I mean what else can she really do. I mean she doesn’t wrestle anymore and she never really could.

Just one man’s opinion. We got to be real. She wasn’t hired to be the next Mae Young. Mark my words, that marriage will last as about as long as Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson’s marriage lasted.

RIP to the both of them. She’s one of those people that spend more time prepping for the wedding then the actual marriage. She won’t be doing jack shit when they get married other then complaining about “how she’s not happy” every damn minute. I’m going to set the over under for the divorce pool to 2–4 years.

Nikki Bella still isn’t over John Cena. She wants to get FU’ed Oops! I mean she wants that attitude adjustment one last time. Sorry but it’s the WWE & John Cena so we have to keep it PG. She doesn’t give two sh*ts about that dancing dude.

On one last and very sad note, why in the bloody hell is a man bobbing for dildos?! See, fellas. That’s what happens when the friend zone takes a very dark turn for the worse. You can’t take that back and I’m moving on to the next story and turning this damn channel.

Blockbuster Rental

On another topic, I believe that either Tommy Lee or Pamela Anderson or maybe they did it together, released that sex tape back in the day. Who breaks into a house and steals a VHS tape in 1997?!

I guess the betamax player was in the shop. When people break into homes, they usually take things that people deem valuable such as money, or jewelry. Something like that.

This fool or fools took one tape. I’m leaning towards Lee setting that up based on where each of these people where at that point in their careers. C’mon, what did Motley Crue have going on at the time and plus, he’s just a drummer.

Nobody outside of music gives a fuck about the drummer so he needed the boost. Pam was already at the peak or peaks (eye emojis) of her powers. Now she did do that “ Barb Wire” movie and that was trash but we did get to see the babe in all black leather.

That’s like a young man’s wet dream right there. Plus, she was fresh off of Baywatch. Well, come to think of it she would’ve started falling off around that time too so maybe they worked in cohoots thinking that it would boosts both of their careers.

Sidenote: There’s a Yahoo article online talking about how “Pamela Anderson is giving Audrey Hepburn with legs in LBD pics.”Lmao. That has got to be the first time ever Pam Anderson has ever been compared to Audrey Hepburn.

I don’t remember hearing about Ms. Hepburn having a porno tape or in her case a reel to reel tape of her enjoying some extracurricular activities but you learn something new every day.

Unfortunately, all it did was boost the pockets of whomever took possession of that tape. I’m pretty they got a piece of the action as well. One last thing on Pam, she has a new book coming out which is why this all being brought back up once again. Gotta get that good pub!

Muy Caliente

Bonus news: I turned it on this show called Tengo Talento, Mucho Talento. Now I don’t understand one damn word that they’re saying but I just seen a pair of tits that the woman had in this sketch.

I guess it’s supposed to be some sort of magic act but please whatever you do don’t make them tetas disappear. She has a male counterpart who has a ventriloquist dummy but fuck the dummy. I wanna see more of them titties.

Oh! The woman with the giant cantalopes was a host on the show. She’s kinda old in the face but those tits look mad young. Mucho gracias to her doctor. Superb work. Click

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