Box?

EL Supervisor was walking at night during "homeless tour" down the popular historic pacific coast 🛣️ highway. When he suddenly heard an angelic sounding ringing as he got closer to a normal looking carton box 📦 in the middle of the road. A flickering street light lit up this mystery normal looking seal carton box with no labels, logos or packaging of any kind to identify who it belong to or what contents it might have inside. Immensely eager and curious to find out what was making the sound. He try to open it with his blunt box cutter knife, 🔪 but to his surprise the box rattle like if it contain a trap 🪤 wild animal. The ringing noise slowly began fading away while icy noctilucent clouds clear out the darken purplelish night sky 🌌 to make room for the gigantic Blood 🩸 moon eclipse happening.

EL Supervisor began feeling chills 🥶 all over his body as he drank cold refreshing soda 🥤 from a large fast food fountain drink cup he found in a bus stop 🚏 trash 🗑️ can. His growling stomach was not satisfy with eating the left over ice cubes 🧊 melting inside his mouth 👄 while crushing them into smaller pieces to sooth his almost disengage teeth 🦷 he had from a racist brace knuckles sucker punch to the face 🤕 a few weeks prior to leaving on tour. Feeling extremely hungry from walking 🚶🏽 for hours on end while also fasting for 6 days really builds an appetite for any type of food. Lets not forget to mention his dehydration 😵‍💫 cause by avoiding to drink water making him think 🤔 absurd ideas. Was it ludicrous to hope the box contain a bunch of rats 🐀 to make some cheese 🧀 mouse tacos? He thought it would be smart and productive to tenderize the meat of whatever creature was inside the box with a gigantic ultramafic rock.

EL Supervisor carefully carry up the sand dunes a big heavy serpentine rock he found near the beach 🏝️ to squish the mysterious 📦 package . His mouth 👄 was salivating over the unique feast he was planning as he precisely drop the rock on top of the brown carton box. It was disconcerting to see with his own eyes 👀 the stone break in half as the box 📦 remain without a bent or dent. How is this possible? He thought 💭 maybe 🤔 it is reenforce with a metal endoskeleton, but that could only mean 😮 whatever is inside might not be from this earth 🌍 unless it was a mutant type rabid animal. He was hoping it was a feline because his curiosity was definitely killing the trap cat.

EL Supervisor took out his refillable butane 🔥 torch lighter he uses to help fellow homeless bum synonyms heat up their can of beans 🫘 or glass coffee during the windy fall and cold winter season. He immediately set about heating up his dull knife for a few seconds until it constantly began to glow orange red like volcanic lava to quickly puncture a cut in what presumably look like a carton box. The stainless steel blade from his box cutter was pressing firmly on the mystery package until the overwhelming pressure shatter it into pieces. It was as if the indestructible carton box was made out of diamonds 💎 or perhaps curse with malicious wizard magic.

EL Supervisor is an honest religious man who attends church ⛪️ no matter what city he might be exploring on homeless tour. He took a few minutes to praise the lord while dancing to his own joyful upbeat original 🎼 compositions. Then after a long meditative prayer 🙏 to help him achieve a clear state of mind and understanding. An answer came quickly to him on what to do with this devilish box, but unfortunately you all have to wait for the film adaptation of this short spooky funny story to find out.