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Bloody fingers the ghost

Ghastly campfire story

By Angelina F. ThomasPublished 2 years ago 3 min read
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Bloody fingers the ghost
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A long, long time ago, there was this ghost at 536 Elliott avenue in Arlington Heights, and this ghost would wake everyone in the house up singing bloody fingers.

One time the ghost flew around the house on a broomstick singing bloody fingers, another day it was taking a dump on the downstairs toilet saying, "bloody fingers" The next day it yanked Ruth's hair saying bloody fingers. The next day it touched and slapped Shay's rear end saying, "bloody fingers." They spoke among each other and said, "I think there is a ghost, or a presence in the house, and it likes to say, "bloody fingers."

So one day the owner came over and ran then got in the truck that was on the curb running not even caring that it did not belong to her, she was so scared because the ghost thought she was a hottie and slapped her on the ass. I cannot help but laugh, this crazy horny ghost scared the shit out of Mandy, Laugh out loud.

The ghost is haunting everyone that resides and leaves the house like a revolving door, Mandy tried to say I lied and scared people off, No? It was the bloody fingers speaking butt slapping ghost.

One day Ruth saw red writing on the wall while it was being written, but there was no one there but the writing on the wall was appearing as if there was an invisible being. She freaked out so bad she ran down the stairs to get out of the house, and broke her right leg and her hips. When the ambulance arrived the ghost showed it's self and screamed bloody fingers then the ambulance wrecked on Ronald Reagan High Way trying to escape the ghost, everyone on the vehicle died slowly while the ghost came to them at the ambulance and scared them half to death, literally.

What a tragedy, scared everyone on the block til they passed away. Bloody ghost is still running a muck, I think it's funny when the ghost sits on the toilet taking a cat crap saying, "bloody fingers."

It killed the neighbors cats' across the street, the cats' laughed so hard they died while the ghost said, "bloody fingers." Too funny, at least they are in kitty cat heaven now.

The ghost's name is Maria Meow, and she haunts all who be around Arlington Heights. People talk about it and laugh, until she get's them.

Good campfire story, I hope someone reads this story to campers one day, so they can one, get scared, or two, laugh their asses off.

Maria Meow is crazy she keeps on scaring people while pooping on the toilet singing bloody fingers. The owner never comes to the property no more, it is so frightening to her that she abandoned the property, and let it go into foreclosure. Maria Meow laughs about the property being all to herself now so she can continue being crazy pooping everywhere saying bloody fingers. Her crazy sister ghost comes to see her sometimes. They go sight seeing scaring the cat crap out of people saying bloody fingers, and laughing after they scare people half to death.

Laugh out loud, mama meow comes to see them too once a year or every two years to help scare the shit out of people so they can fly away on broomsticks, and laugh their asses off very hard. The whole world can hear ghostly mama meow, and her daughters crazy selves laugh way super hard every time they scare someone half to death. It's scary but funny. Laugh out loud.

Enjoy telling this to your campers.

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About the Creator

Angelina F. Thomas

I am a very beautiful mother of mixed daughters with expensive taste. I hope and pray to my Abba father that my wishful thinking and my ability to dream huge truly pays off. So be it. Amen.

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