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Au revoir Dear Mary...

Lana's Inappropriate Retirement Send-off challenge

By Novel AllenPublished 2 days ago 1 min read
Au revoir Dear Mary...
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What a pleasure it's been working with you all these long, long, long and many years...DEAR MARY.

We sure will miss the way you're always the first one in every morning...even though you don't drive your own car. You arrive early to organize everything just the way you like it...YES. We really appreciate you doing all that...FOR US!!!

We truly treasure the fact that you have never been late or absent...weekend or bad weather...all these many, many, many years. Seriously...we don't know how you did it. But you made the rest of us...VERY ma.......PROUD.

Sayonara Mary...

Whatever-will-we-do-tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For Lana's prompt.

Satire

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    Written by Novel Allen