Attack of the Peanut Butter

Billy's stomach growled. He reached intot he refrigerator and found an unmarked jar of peanut butter. He pullled out a knife and a couple of slices of bread and began spreading the peanut butter across the bread. Grandma and the dog, Petey walked in. ''Good morning,'' Grandma said.

''Good morning, Grandma,'' Billy replied.

The peanut butter bubbled int he jar and the dog barked his head off. Grandma noticed the bubbling peanut butter and gasped as it pooled out of the jar and climbed out of the gar and grew as a tall as grandma and devoured her in seconds. Next the goopy stuff turned its sights on Petey. The dog started to eat but its eyes bulged and vomited and fell over from peanut butter poisoning and then the stuff devoured Petey's corpse. Dad walked in and gasped. ''Backyard, now!'' Dad exclaimed.

Billy followed his dzd into the backyard where the pool was. Dad walks into the pool. '' Dad, what are you doing?'' Billy shrieked.

''Trust me, son,'' dad said.

He allowed the goopy stuff to follow him into the pool. Grab the tarp son,'' Dad ordered.

Billy grabbed it. Dad hopped out of the pool and helped Billy cover the stuff with the tarp. The peanut butter writhed and moved under the tarp. They weatched in wide eyed horror as the tarp floated away and the peanut butt devoured the father and son in seconds.

The peanut butter crawled back into the house and through the living room and back up the stairs. It crawled toward mom's room. SHe was still sleeping it made a wet sucking noise at it crawled toward the bedroom door,. It sucked up family photos and opened the door. It crept toward mom's sleeping form.

Mom's eyes popped open and stretched and let out a loud yawn. Her eyes were stil blurry. She saw something hazy but thought it was her husband. ''Hi, honey,'' Mom said.

The peanut butter obviously did not say a word. ''Something smells good,'' mom said. ''Did you make peanut butter toast again?''

Her eyes adjust and she shrieked when she saw the peanut butter hovering over her. It consumed her and bones snapped and she suffocated in the gunky stuff. Peanut butter filled her eyes and nostrils. She dissolved and the peanut butter headed back to the kitchen and placed itself back in the jar and even managed to put the lid back on somehow.

Jill, Billy's teenage sister walked in and found the jar of peanut butter sitting on the counter. Her stomach growled, She grabbed a couple of slices of bread and placed it on the kitchen table. She grabbed a butter knife and took off the lid and stuck the knife into the peanut butter. SHe spread it over the bread and licked her lips. The hunger inside her belly began to grow larger. Her belly rumbled. She placed the sandwich to her lips and saw it squirming. She lifted the bread up and saw the peanut butter squirming like maggots. Her stomach lurched and she dropped the bread.

The bread squirmed over to Jill. She backed up and did not notice that the rest of the peanut butter was right behind her. It was as tall as she was. It bubbled and made wet smacking noises.

She turned around and gasped as the peanut butter lurched forward. SHe screamed as it covered her like a tight blanket. Bones snapped and popped as the stuff filled her eyes and mouth and nose. SHe choked and gagged as it devoured it her. Once she had been eaten and digested the peanut butter le tout a loud and satisfied belch.