Anxcitous
The Struggle Is Real
The alarm clock rings again, the third time I hit snooze
I realize my moments passed, and I've got no time to lose
The anxious, excited bubbles, start to rise like air balloons
Anxcitous feelings kicking in, as I fly about the room.
I hop into the shower, plan in my head what I should wear
I've been single for some time now, so I don't know why I care
I brush and floss my teeth, as I brush and dry my hair
Why'd I say yes? This Anxcitous feelings too much to bear.
The outfit I laid out, looks like a match made by Garanimals
The perfume that I have is old, and labeled, highly flamable
We went to the casino, where he learned I like to gamble
And when I'm Anxcitous, I have the tendency to ramble
We survived the date, surprisingly, and he walked me to my door
He kissed my cheek so tenderly, but I could tell he wanted more
The Anxcitous bubbles started to rise, just like before
That a little toot slipped by, dropping him swiftly, to the floor
If he never calls again, I guess I'll have to understand
my nerves sure get the best of me, it's more than I can stand
If I had a solution for this Anxcitous problem, I ache from
I'd be a millionaire, helping the others out there - solve em'
About the Creator
Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (7)
Kind of like life in a way. I think.
Lol, this was a fun one! I enjoyed it!
Hysterical. But if a little toot drives him away rather than make him smile, feel more comfortable & at home with you, it's probably better he never call again, lol. I'd have laughed. I hope you would have, too. I could imagine something wonderful developing from that point on.
😂😂😂👍💯
Made me chuckle -brilliantly done 🤍
Lol. That was great and I agree with Dana.
On the floor from just one? You don't need that wimp anyway. lol Fun story, Kelli!