"And for Your Vegetable?"
A Russian political joke in a Drabble
Putin and his Foreign Minister Lavrov come to a fancy restaurant for dinner. A server rushes to take their order, "Mr.President, what would you like to eat?"
"I'd like to try your steak. Heard a lot of good things about it."
"Excellent choice, sir. How would you like it done?"
"Make it rare so that I could see some blood in there," Putin says. "I love me some blood in my steak!"
Lavrov giggles like a schoolgirl, "He loooooves blood, in steak and other things!"
"Excellent, Mr.President. And for your vegetable?"
"He will have steak, too, but make it well-done."
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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