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By 网 zhanPublished 2 years ago 6 min read
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Yu Qingying returned home, her brain still stays in the Tang Zhendong analysis of the ten groups of phone numbers on the silk, also do not know what time, she just fell asleep. But the dream still has Tang Zhendong that confident expression.

Tang Zhendong up in the middle of the night to play will sit, and then went to the fruit wholesale market, yesterday sold too good, let Tang Zhendong a kind of unreal feeling.

After coming back, wash face, and then ran to the happy community small square, where there is a Xingyiquan master Li Yuanshan standing pile, waiting for the arrival of Tang Zhendong.

"Xingyiquan is a kind of Neijia quan, which is famous for its fighting style. It strikes straight and straight, just fierce without raising, and its punches are like lightning and thunder, loose in shape and tight in shape. The shape is eclectic and the playing method is changeable. In practicing Xingyiquan, the three asanas are the foundation, the five elements are the foundation, and the twelve forms are the general outline. Today, we will talk about the three asanas first."

Tang Zhendong had the foundation of internal work, plus others have smart, so learn very quickly, a morning down, Tang Zhendong not only the three types of divine marrow learned, and five elements boxing also hit tiger tiger Sheng Feng. This made Li Yuanshan feel very surprised, he is the first time to meet such a disciple.

"Don, I'm not here early today. I was here before you." Old leaves to see Tang Zhendong pedaling a tricycle to come over, smiling happily to meet up.

Tang Zhendong picked up a peach threw to the old leaf, "don't wash, peach hair stomach."

Old LEAF HA HA laughed, "you boy don't meng me, this peach hair on the hands are itching severe, to the stomach can not itch into a stomach."

Tang Zhendong knew that old Ye was also joking, laughing together, did not talk.

"Peaches, big sweet peaches! Lao Ye is really good at business, and his shouts immediately attract people.

"Old LEAF, I SEE THE TWO OF US NOT AS GOOD AS CHANGE STEM, YOU HELP ME SELL FRUIT, I HELP YOU TO TELL FORTUNE, HOW?"

"Cut!" Mr. Ye was going to say that fortune-telling is a skilled job, while selling fruit is an unskilled job at all. But he suddenly remembered that Tang Zhendong for fortune telling is possible than he is proficient in, among other things, he said in the Lao li said head and Wang Cuifeng home yesterday Tang Zhendong feng shui knowledge, he has never heard of, and it sounds very reasonable, although later, Tang Zhendong strongly argued that they knew it's just been a little medical knowledge and for feng shui convinced at all. But Lao Ye is an old river's lake, is it so easy to believe Tang Zhendong's words?

"Small DON, YOU STILL DON'T SAY, I SEE YOU THIS IDEA IS REALLY GOOD, YOU ARE REALLY VERY POTENTIAL to BECOME a GENERATION of fortune teller, good, deal."

Tang Zhendong was a joke, the results of the old leaf also solemnly promised, make Tang Zhendong really laugh and cry.

Today, under the vigorous urging of Old Ye, Tang Zhendong's business was full of business again. Most of the fruits he brought here by bike were sold out, and the rest were really some crooked and broken jujube. In return, Tang Zhendong invited Old Ye to have lunch, that is, a box lunch, 10 yuan each.

"Don, come home with me today and we'll have another drink?" Lao Ye put down his mind, now the fortune-telling business is dispensable, completely let nature take its course, there is work to do, no work to play.

"Ok, however I explain first, we go to estimate just drink, sister-in-law's to Yang Jiu tail two big acupoints, estimate also need a day or two to comb the second time, today you ask me to go, that can be a complete compensation on wine money, ha ha ha."

Tang Zhendong and successfully killed the old leaf once, he laughed.

These days, Tang Zhendong and old Ye are good, what words dare to say, old Ye will not care. But the old leaf is grateful Tang Zhendong from the bottom of the heart, because the wife feels quite good these days, the problem of chest stuffy and short breath, have not.

"Bell, bell, bell." Now this society also only Tang Zhendong has such an old mobile phone, and only such an old mobile phone can issue such a chic ringtone.

"Hello, is that Tang Zhendong?" A clear and pleasant voice came from the telephone.

Tang Zhendong immediately with the master of the voice link, it is at Qingying, a burst of excitement in Tang Zhendong heart, although Tang Zhendong is clever, experience is rich also, but the feeling of love is still the first time. "It's me, Qing Ying, hello."

"Well, I'm not so good." Yu Qingying deliberately make the voice deep, in fact, Tang Zhendong can see through the deep voice, Yu Qingying mood is not as bad as she said, but Tang Zhendong will cooperate with her to play the play well.

"Oh? Tell me about it. I am the most famous barefoot doctor in our village."

"The Barefoot doctor? You think you're a doctor because you're barefoot?" Yu Qingying heard Tang Zhendong joke, she wanted to laugh in her heart, but desperately hold it.

"You mean I still need a white coat?"

"Cluck up," in the Qingying smile before and after.

Some people have to be very obvious jokes to make them laugh, but smart people tell jokes, only half of the joke is not funny, the rest of the general funny key points will not be said, the need to listen to the person to come up with this half.

Jokes, most need a good audience.

"Hate, SOMEBODY ELSE JUST ALREADY HUNGRY FRONT CHEST STICK BACK, JUST THIS BURST OF LAUGHTER, THE BELLY ONLY A LITTLE FOOD ALL LAUGH, HOW DO YOU PLAN TO COMPENSATE ME?"

The light Chen of beauty is the origin of man's reverie. Especially such beauty as Yu Qingying, Tang Zhendong can move the heart of the most soft place.

"Shall I buy you dinner?"

"Eat is certain, now I want to eat fruit first." Yu Qingying also didnt with Tang Zhendong polite, straight to the subject.

"Good, good."

"Good WHAT, YOU ONLY SAY GOOD, ALSO DON'T SAY ADDRESS, HOW DO I GO?" Yu Qingying at this time just off work, out of the newspaper building.

"I'm at the little merchandise street by the train station."

"Okay, I'll be there in ten minutes." Tang Zhendong just said that finish, Yu Qingying jumped out of this sentence, hung up the phone.

Tang Zhendong just reported the address, he found his car seems to have no decent fruit, this treat the heart, also too dishonest. Why don't you go to another booth? Tang Zhendong just ready to put into action, the old leaf a face together over, "small Tang, who ah, girlfriend?"

Tang Zhendong hurriedly shake hands, "No, no, classmate, classmate."

Old leaves to see Tang Zhendong in a hurry to explain the appearance of scrambling, he smiled in the heart, he is experienced, and especially good at observing, Tang Zhendong complexion change can not escape his eyes observation.

"Nothing, small Tang, even if it is a girlfriend, also not a shame, now the young people who do not talk about a object, you say is not? Besides, we know each other so well that I won't say anything to hurt you, even if your girl is a little ugly, even if she's not as good as my daughter."

Tang Zhendong let Lao Ye stimulate a roll of the eyes.

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