A Fucked-Up Wedding Toast - 2
A Drabble to promote my unofficial challenge
Hi, sorry to come in on the tail of such a moving bridesmaid's speech, especially because none of you know me. I'm basically crashing your wedding as a "plus one," but I really need to say this.
I’ve never met either of you, but you look so young and young people are kinda known for making dumb, stupid mistakes. Here's the thing: statistically speaking, about forty percent of marriages end in divorce. It feels irresponsible not to mention this at such a beautiful expensive wedding.
So until you two present a five-year strategic plan for conflict resolution,
I object!
Cheers!
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100 words exactly makes it a Drabble
Here's my unofficial challenge, if you'd like to play along (the deadline is March 31, 2026):
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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