Lazy fish greedy lamp

Huang An's wife is not human.

This is Huang An's widowed mother, "her" mother-in-law, only learned after the rice had been cooked.

Her name is Silver Baby.

Silver baby first entry, definitely not like this.

At the beginning, she was a thin skin and white flesh, sensitive and tearful, like water. The upper body is soft, the lower body is curled, and the swing is colorful. And a pair of beautiful round eyes, sparkling. When a man sees such a white woman, his mouth is watering.

Silver baby is a fish.

Since she went with Huang An, as a return mother, in return for not eating the favor, he had been infatuated for a long time. A whitebait. It's a pleasure.

Silver baby gradually entered the world. Then the beautiful beauty, once no worries, pamper up, certainly a "hair" out of control: fat.

Look at her. She's all round and fat, and the white meat is almost dripping with grease. Her face was red and powdery, still pretty, but no longer light.

Remember that day first met - only four more hours, the dawn is still hazy, officials have begun on the morning, the horseshoe rang the capital. Before long, the monks who knocked on the wood rain and read the Brahma Sutra also took to the streets to "proclaim the dawn."

The morning market was bustling.

Shops are open for business.

Beijing bustling and scale, just a variety of shops, has been dazzling. There are those who sell headscarves, belts, wool, calligraphy and painting, paper hanging, there are those who sell red sand cooked medicine, raw medicine, eye medicine, of course, food.

Boiled meat, seafood, preserves, steamed buns... Both.

Huang An is one of the more unique ones here.

He and his widowed mother depend on good fishing skills for their livelihood. They do not sell lively fresh, but a variety of processed fish food products, far and wide.

The fish sauce, with good fish broken strands, cut bones, and seasoning, stored in the urn, sealed with mud, do not leak air. Cooked after the storm, and then add good wine to solve it, very delicious. They also brine the small fish brought by the fishmonger, or dry them.

A tail wind fish tail up and down, hung in front of the shop, after all, the city scenery.

-- Actually, Huang An is the best eater.

He thinks the most delicious is to eat live fish sliced raw. Only dead fish that cannot be laid to rest for a long time are processed. With fire, with ingredients, with technology, but because its best taste is over.

Huang An knows fish. His mother was always proud of it.

"Good morning, Brother Huang!" Ah Shun has brought two large buckets of fish. "Burn incense, borrow some divine power, lucky a net is half full."

He examined the fish. In addition to the usual, there is a wooden basin, holding a fresh jump, a bright bright silver fish, infinite anxious to shake the head and tail. But trapped in a web.

"What kind of strange fish is this?"

"Not strange fish, but like fish. Brother Huang, specially brought to you. Look, white meat, the best!"

Yes, the good fish is white body, transparent. After scaling to dirty, a knife to fly, then cut into thin slices, dip in soy sauce to eat alive - eat its charming lips are still in a close...

Huang An thanked A Shun.

The whitebait is even more agitated. A twist of the tail tried to make a splash, but it failed. Huang An took the wooden basin to the kitchen at the back of the shop, and smiled: "Let you stay in the world for a while, at night I..."

The whitebait glared at him with his big eyes.

That night, Huang An lifted it and admired it carefully. It twisted and struggled to the ground, showing its true shape.

She didn't want him to eat her, but she had to do everything she could to eat him.

It's a knife in the head. In a panic, he put down the butcher's knife and waited.

Then Huang An married her...

'Get up! He pushed the sun is full of the room, but even the body is too lazy to turn his wife: "There are many customers in the shop, go out to help."

After a long time, Huang An could not bear her laziness.

Silver Baby's eyes were round, and even when she was asleep, she never closed them - so that no one could see that she was still asleep.

Mother-in-law is also dissatisfied: "The door is not open, the shop is not guarded, and the oil bottle is pushed down!"

The old man's words are increasingly ugly "such a lazy wife, white to feed her for a year." Look at you, look at you, not even bother to frown. "Silver Baby is not interested in anything but eating.

She doesn't touch the bodies of her compatriots in the store. My favorite food is cakes. Sweet and deep-fried sugar cake, lightly sprinkled with pretzel cake, as well as baked cake, steamed cake, and meat dumplings. Also sweet, with raw honey modulated Ume soup, osmanthus sugar. It's so sweet I'm sick of it.

Town day zhu compress white, dress handsome eyebrows Qiao eye, plump get Huang An suspect.

At first love her, is to make her lively and charming.

But, so lazy! She's gonna eat everything up sooner or later. The daughter-in-law of the other person cooks the shop, and wears the lamp at night.

Her mother urged her son: "Regardless of the origin is unknown, it is said that the fish, it is better to Sue her and exile her to the water." It is worthy of her, or one day she will eat you too!"

Come to think of it, fish don't get their stomachs full.

Silver baby does not know there is a conspiracy behind.

She's innocent. She has no Ayutthaya breasts.

To be honest, there is nothing wrong with it. Rivers and seas are natural, are born to nurture. When have you ever heard of fish working for rice? Don't you just eat it?

You turn into a person, you can't change your habits. Humans, by contrast, are unlucky enough to have to work hard for two meals and a night. A little bit of fame and fortune, more in the battlefield sword, cheat, kill or die.

The greatest achievement of a silver baby's life is to feed himself in vain. Life is short, pleasure is limited, it should be more fun, open arms, do not waste the afterlife.

She twisted her fat ass and ate it again. After eating to the market to watch a hundred plays.

A fortune-teller passed by, and they were all people who could write and read, singing: "Proficient in Zhouyi, good at distinguishing six sirens." Skywatching civilization geography. Good luck and bad luck."

At the sight of silver baby, he was amazed: "Time also, life also, luck also. This lady is blessed and has a long life..."

Huang An a listen, she long life, I am blessed! I fear this is a bottomless pool.

My mother was right after all. One day, he led her to the water and said, "Yin Baby, you come from rivers and lakes, go back to rivers and lakes." I'm too much of a soldier for me. Give you a mouthful, thinking that more hands to work, but unfortunately can not see the practical use."

Silver baby shed round tears: "I didn't sleep with you?" -"

A man who divorces his wife still divorces his wife.

He pushed her and she fell into the water. Flop -- a night of husband and wife. But Huang An only felt that the merits were complete. No delinquency.

He went home.

A few days later, Ashun sent fish again. He weighed one of them.

"Look, there's a fat fish! Slow body, poor swimming skills, dementia can't escape. You can catch it with one hand. He had been struck by the waves and passed out."

Huang An recognize this lazy escape silver baby.

It was fatter and heavier than it had ever been, covered in fat. Huh? It's not all useless.

He scraped off the fat and turned it into oil, just for burning lamps.

- But it's a strange lamp.

Huang An friends salty table surprised, only his own heart understand.

It is like this: whenever the home treats, makes food, or relatives and friends celebrate, send the wedding cake sweet food, the light is greedy, shining especially bright, the heart moves.

Whenever the three more sauce chowder, cleaning clothes, or mother-in-law on the motive pestle cloth, it is not willing to lazy, a light such as beans, dim unknown.

A good time and a bad job will not change. Only wish to be lazy forever...