50 laughable Jokes in the world

50 laughable jokes in the world. Here are 50 laughable jokes for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did one hat say to the other hat? "You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!

What did one volcano say to the other? "I lava you!"

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

What do you call a bear with no ears? B!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Neptune!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

Why was the broom late? It overswept!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

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