Lizzie Boudoir

Lizzie Boudoir

Thrice married, in love once, overly romantic, and hypersexual.

  • Lizzie Boudoir
    Published 3 years ago
    Benefits of Being Single

    Benefits of Being Single

    One quick reminder of what it feels like to be single on a whim. First off, being single means having to deal with the constant nagging of “I just met someone I think would make a perfect match for you.”
  • Lizzie Boudoir
    Published 3 years ago
    Things You Didn't Know About Viking Sex Life

    Things You Didn't Know About Viking Sex Life

    There are some things that your history teachers just don’t tell you—and it’s usually all the interesting bits… such as what sex as a Viking was really like. Sure, we know about their burial rituals and their battle tactics, but Vikings were human beings too, so surely they must have needed to settle down to the age old act of procreation from time to time.
  • Lizzie Boudoir
    Published 3 years ago
    Why We're Attracted to Bad Boys and Girls

    Why We're Attracted to Bad Boys and Girls

    Throughout history, women have always been attracted to the bad boys. From Grease's T-Birds, Cry Baby to Johnny in Dirty Dancing, and more, there have been examples of this dynamic attraction in movies, shows, and real life, as many of us probably (unfortunately) know. The classic bad boy draws forth the image of a James Dean type, slicked back hair, a crisp white tee shirt, a leather jacket and probably even a cigarette in his mouth. *Dreamy*
  • Lizzie Boudoir
    Published 3 years ago
    Sex Positions for Smaller Penises

    Sex Positions for Smaller Penises

    According to a porn star's thoughts on penis size, “It’s not the size of the boat that counts, but the motion of the ocean.” While this may be true, we can’t forget that the proper position during sex holds great importance, as well. Sex positions for smaller penises vary and can be improvised to make it work best for you and your partner. Besides, it’s not all bad to have a smaller penis. And no, I’m not just trying to make you feel better. Men with smaller penises tend to excel in other areas, such as going down town! Men who feel like they can’t perform with their penis will find other ways to get their partner off. No complaints here! And it’s not even the women we are noticing the lack in length. It’s the men who are pointing out their penis perils. For the 45 percent of men who think their penis is too small, 85 percent of women are satisfied with their partner’s penis size.
  • Lizzie Boudoir
    Published 3 years ago
    Sexiest Pool Scenes

    Sexiest Pool Scenes

    No matter the season it's never a bad time for a sexy pool scene. Spring is always a great time to cool off and no matter the year summer is guaranteed to be a scorcher. Pool parties with bikini clad girls will be popping up everywhere, but here is something to hold you over in between the parties. Movies have given us plenty of amazing scenes for the ultimate erotic pool fantasies. We've gone through hundreds of hours of research to produce the most eye popping, sexiest pool scenes for your enjoyment.
  • Lizzie Boudoir
    Published 3 years ago
    Amy Schumer’s Sex Comedy

    Amy Schumer’s Sex Comedy

    Dick is funny, orgy humor hilarious and big balls make us giggle. Amy Schumer’s sex comedy and horny humor has turned comedy upside down. The inside joke is that she is pointing a finger at men who have objectified women in humor for centuries. She says “How do you like it boys?”, and they love it. Women admire her for her honest approach to a century old problem. The joke is that Amy Shumer’s sex comedy, “I’m 160 pounds right now and can catch a dick whenever I want” is as important for what it says about our double standard society as it is just plain outrageous. Amy Schumer is an actress, comedian, and a feminist, her success hasn’t come without hardships and criticism. The New York native majored in theater and went on to do stand-up comedy. It was during this time that she performed her first stand-up show at Gotham Comedy Club and went on to appear on shows such as Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central Roast, and even Saturday Night Live. On top it all, she even launched her own successful sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer. Never one to shy away from sensitive topics, the outspoken sex comic’s brand of horny humor takes a shot at the hypocrisy of the so called, sexual revolution.