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Ceratoid Anglerfish Spermatozoa
A man generates billions or so spermatozoa during his "active" lifetime. In the same time, a female ovary releases a strictly limited number of eggs (around 400). Despite the contrast in productivity each sex contributes exactly the same amount of genetic material to the next generation. It is an uncomfortable truth that the main biological role of males is to manufacture vast quantities of sperm to fulfill a genetic function that the other gender accomplishes much more efficiently
History of Chastity Belts
Is your money safely locked up at the bank? Then why isn’t your vagina locked up as well? From Mad Max to Robin Hood: Men In Tights, this historical garment has been appearing in pop culture in the 20th and 21st centuries. It has also become a popular accessory for BDSM enthusiasts, with a wide variety of both male and female chastity belts available from sex toy manufacturers. In fact, the chastity belt that society knows and portrays did not actually exist in days past. Instead, they are a myth drawn from allegories of purity and faithfulness which were exaggerated throughout time by historians who have the same fantasies as many men—fantasies of female sexual appetites so extensive that only lock and key can contain.
1970s Celebrity Ass
It is a funny thing, but celebrity ass wasn't that big in the 1970s. The celebrities that had them were certainly famous for them, but over all it was a breast man's world. The Jerry Seinfeld ass man was the anomaly. Most celebrities were less inclined to flaunt their best asset, and it would be decades before Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian mad ass big, or big ass depending on how you look at it. Back in the 1970s celebrity ass was less popular than 1970s celebrity boobs. But there were always the exceptions to the rule.
Weirdest Porn Parodies
Anyone familiar with famous Internet Rule 34 knows that our list featuring the weirdest porn parodies is probably not the worst thing you could find on the World Wide Web. However, some of the movies here truly have the capacity to shock you, surprise you and keep you awake at night for all the wrong reasons considering their nature. So don’t say I didn’t warn you up front, but if you are half as curious as me you will not be able to resist finding out what are some of the weirdest porn parodies we could find.
Pick Up Lines Cougars Use to Hunt Younger Guys
From a surgically altered turbine wind tunnel victim to a very sad and chunky old horn bag to a hot MILF or sexy mature beauty, cougars never go out of style. Men find them sexually knowledgable and less complicated than their younger peers. It is enlightening for a young man to find a woman with her shit together. Mariah Carey, Demi Moore, and Madonna: cougars. Mrs. Robinson from 1967’s The Graduate, Mrs. Stifler from American Pie, and a lot of the Real Housewives. Cougars. Jennifer Lopez and Paula Abdul make it look easy. They’re older and they’ve been around the block a few times, but sexuality doesn’t end when you hit forty. Your sexual prime is just getting going. Younger men are always interested in an education, and older women make the best teachers. Cougars are confident and secure. They speak their mind and mean what they say. An analysis of pick up lines used by cougars is insightful and offers a unique perspective on the various types of cougars on the hunt.