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Mom, was I adopted?

No, why do you ask?

Are you planning to put me to work in a cannery for 14 hours a day when I turn seven?

Of course not!

You're not just fattening me up to eat me, are you?

Good heavens, Calvin! Who put all these ridiculous ideas in your head?!

That's right. "Ridiculous ideas" she called them.

Oh, sure, you think your mom's going to tell you?!

Calvin, how did you break this dish?!

I was carrying too much and it dropped.

Your problem is you've got no common sense.