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If Evil, Why Cute?
It starts like this, fair readers: It's the early morning, and I've just stolen the last cup of coffee from the pot. I open up my brainstorming journal to scrappy pages, my laptop primed upon a dusty, glowing white screen; words either already written or about to be written upon the blank spaces.
Amanda StarksPublished 4 days ago in HumorThe Whiskered War
A domestic drama; rather, you're witnessing a millennium-old conflict over the fate of the entire planet (and possibly just a smA titanic struggle between wits and strength has been raging in the shadows for millennia: The Great Nibble vs. The Purrsecution. The cats, the furry fighters, the fascists of the feline world, occupy one corner. In the other, mice make up the squeaky squad, the small militia. The reward? Domination over the entire world (and possibly an especially tasty cheese wheel).
Richard WeberPublished 15 days ago in HumorThere is a Thin Line Between Tears of Sorrow and Tears of Joy
I remember when my mother passed away. After the tears from the initial shock, our family sat in the living room and shared memories. We talked about her love and compassion toward others, the lessons she taught us about honesty, and how she taught us the importance of respecting ourselves and others. Then we started sharing memories that made us smile and eventually, each of us began to relax and tell stories that made us laugh.
Brenda MahlerPublished 24 days ago in HumorMarital~Bliss
– To Protect & Serve~In the name of 'Love' – Till Death do us Part - I 'Do' and I 'Won't' Forever - I Love you and God help me if I Ever Don't..!
Jay KantorPublished about a month ago in HumorDon’t Believe Everything Rosie Jones Tells You!
So, She Who Books Things and I were back at Belfast’s Black Box last week. Normally, we’re there to see bands, but on this occasion, we were out for a bit of a laugh.
Brendan DonaghyPublished about a month ago in HumorThe Surprise Party
You know how your parents say, "I hope you have a kid just like you someday!" On February 21, 2024, our oldest child, Ava, did something so out-of-pocket, as the new saying goes, that it had Tony, my husband, and I staring at one another from across the table at 6 pm wondering, "Where's the child who was supposed to be just like us."
Sarah GlassPublished 3 months ago in HumorWhy I Stopped Watching Football and Became a Sports Monk
I watched the Ice Bowl on December 31, 1967, between the Green Bay Packers and the Dallas Cowboys. Every snap, every down, every tackle as the players rose ever more slowly throughout the game — the freezing temperatures doing to their limbs what a freezer does to a pork chop.
If This Is the Future Of Food
I'm an American in Hong Kong. The many vacation days of the Chinese New Year this year have stretched into an endless loop of clashing drum music, red decorations, and existential boredom.
Scott ChristensonPublished 3 months ago in HumorPizza Everything
My experiment began when I found this odd bit of 90’s nostalgia online. I know what you’re thinking. Finally, an everything pizza seasoning endorsed by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Millennials, look no further. This 4.4 ounce bottle of pizza-like flavor is available on amazon.com for $12.99. Also available, ‘The Shredder.’
Leslie WritesPublished 4 months ago in Humor- Billy -
— Migration — THE Sponsor, Cousin Billy Kantor, would bring relatives escaping Russian Persecuting Pogroms filtering 2-3 at a time through Ellis Island, the Immigration reception area in New York. Not far from the Statue of Liberty, "Give us your Tired your Poor." And, putting them to work in his Haberdashery. "Billy Sells for Less" Sioux City, Iowa. Of course the suit-tie-and fedora were the 'Dress Code' of the day; probably not the case today.
Jay KantorPublished 4 months ago in HumorPainting Pandemonium!
The great day has arrived! Like thunder grumbling distantly… our two youngest family members had been murmuring about attempting a Bob Ross Painting Tutorial, as a family.
Angie the Archivist 📚🪶Published 4 months ago in Humor- ALWAYS -
The Nurse – Show them the NEEDLE...that'll get-um-well real fast...! - Last Valentine - NO New Memories – Some Special Ones –
Jay KantorPublished 4 months ago in Humor