Richard Weber
Bio
So many strange things pop into my head. This is where I share a lot of this information. Call it a curse or a blessing. I call it an escape from reality. Come and take a peek into my brain.
Stories (63/0)
The Taming of the Man
Ah, wedlock. That enchanted establishment that transforms tough independent thinkers into proficient laundry folders and placement specialists for ornamental towels. I'd like to warn single guys reading this—or make you laugh, depending on your point of view—but get ready to get domesticated!
By Richard Weberabout 9 hours ago in Marriage
A Man's Point Of View
Let's face it, bras are often considered the most uncomfortable piece of clothing in a woman's wardrobe. Women constantly complain about the discomfort, the poking, the squeezing, and the straps that seem to have a mind of their own. As a man, I can't solve the comfort issue, but I can certainly offer some amusing alternatives that might make wearing a bra a bit more entertaining. Here are my top picks for bras that, while perhaps not practical, will definitely make a statement and bring some laughs.
By Richard Weber2 days ago in Humor
Operation Adorable Overthrow
The real threat to humanity's dominance is otters, a fluffy package that makes Skynet and the Illuminati look foolish. They may seem carefree, yet their endearing coos betray them. These tiny Picassos from the pond have a brilliant scheme to rule the world, and it all revolves around taking advantage of our greatest vulnerabilities, which include our love of sushi, our infatuation with cute things, and our incapacity to resist a nice belly rub.
By Richard Weber4 days ago in Humor
America's First Poltergeist
Tucked up in the whispering pines of the Appalachian Mountains, the story of the Wizard Clip is a legend that makes the people in the area shudder. This isn't your normal ghost story where phantom characters appear. One American candidate for the earliest known poltergeist activity was The Wizard Clip, a cunning and destructive force whose terror reign confounded a nascent nation.
By Richard Weber5 days ago in Horror
The Mysterious Tale of Sam the Sandown Clown
A man was strolling by himself along the damp beach at Compton Bay on the Isle of Wight on a March evening in 1972. He breathed in the clear, chilly evening air and relished the quiet and tranquility of low tide. Abruptly, a little, insignificant wave struck his ankle with a frigid splash of water. But the waves got bigger and more frequent until they reached his knees and scared him. He became aware that the behavior of the tide was strange.
By Richard Weber7 days ago in Humans
- Top Story - May 2024
The Whiskered WarTop Story - May 2024
A domestic drama; rather, you're witnessing a millennium-old conflict over the fate of the entire planet (and possibly just a smA titanic struggle between wits and strength has been raging in the shadows for millennia: The Great Nibble vs. The Purrsecution. The cats, the furry fighters, the fascists of the feline world, occupy one corner. In the other, mice make up the squeaky squad, the small militia. The reward? Domination over the entire world (and possibly an especially tasty cheese wheel).
By Richard Weber15 days ago in Humor
The Enduring Terror
Jack with Spring Heeled Shoes. The moniker makes me think of a Victorian-era bogeyman, a jumping monster who prowled London's gaslit streets. For more than 180 years, his legend—a terrifying blend of the fanciful and the terrifying—has captured people's attention. However, who was this Spring-Heeled Jack? Was he a crafty practical joker, a crazy person, or something quite different? One of the greatest mysteries in history is still the answer, lost in the mists of time.
By Richard Weber17 days ago in Criminal
Are Space Aliens Walking Among Us?
Have you ever thought, "They seem... a little off" when you looked at your neighbors? What if I told you there was a perfectly good cause for their odd behavior? Maybe they are extraterrestrials from another planet who are attempting to fit in here on Earth!
By Richard Weber17 days ago in Proof
Bedbugs: From Bloodsuckers to Billionaires
Elon Musk, get over it. The bedbug is the new leader of the interstellar community. Once reduced to the rank of mattress monsters, these flat, brown fiends are planning a global takeover so bold and so absurd that it will undoubtedly become viral. The following explains why these nighttime foes are the underdogs in the race for global dominance.
By Richard Weber19 days ago in Humor
The Unexpected Arrival
John Smith never saw himself as a trailblazer when it came to birthing. And yet, there he stood, pacing uneasily in the hospital waiting area, his face twisted in agony as waves of pain ripped through his body. You did indeed read that right. John was a handsome young man who loved to travel and hated hospitals, and he was about to give birth.
By Richard Weber19 days ago in Men