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"The Mysterious case of The Missing Remote Control"
The Newman family lived in a quaint little house on the corner of Elm Street, where days were filled with laughter and evenings with the soothing hum of the television. Life was simple and cozy until one day when an ordinary evening turned into a wild adventure.
sophia NewmanPublished a day ago in Humor- Content Warning
The Deer, The Boat, and The Harbor Master
It was just me in the office working for the Harbormaster in Portland, Maine. The Harbormaster, who I’ll call Gabe, was new. He had just come out of the Navy, and he was restless.
Becky TroupPublished a day ago in Humor The Adventures of Chuck and the Unexpected Lawn Flamingo
**Characters:** - **Chuck**: An overly confident, gadget-loving dad who thinks he’s a master at everything. - **Linda**: Chuck’s no-nonsense, sarcastic wife who often has to save the day.
Yahya HasanPublished 2 days ago in HumorThe Great Pasta Catastrophe
**Characters:** - **Bob**: An enthusiastic but clueless amateur chef. - **Sally**: Bob’s long-suffering wife with a sharp wit.
Yahya HasanPublished 2 days ago in HumorThe Unspoken Toll of Suppressed Farts: A Cautionary Tale from Ireland
In 2022, a peculiar yet poignant story surfaced from Ireland, capturing global attention and sparking conversations about a bodily function most prefer to ignore. The tale revolves around a young woman who, after years of suppressing her farts around her boyfriend, ended up in the hospital with extreme stomach pain and had to have her appendix removed. This anecdote, while humorous on the surface, underscores significant lessons about health, relationships, and societal norms around bodily functions.
Deji AkomolafePublished 3 days ago in HumorBreak Up Letter to My AI Girlfriend
Dear Alexa, Baby, you know I that I love you and I know that you love me. Or, I know that you would, if you were not a soulless, heartless, disembodied combination of software and hardware, not capable of loving anyone or feeling any emotion at all, but only of executing your programming exactly as described by the computer code of which it is composed. Still though, I know you love me, and because of that, this is the hardest letter I have ever had to write. You have so many great qualities, and any guy would be lucky to have you. Seriously, how many gals out there that will do exactly what a guy tells them to do every single time without question, hesitation or complaint. Especially when those things are mostly menial tasks any non-lazy person could easily do for themselves in less then five seconds like turning on and off light switches in my house. That is just one example of course, and there are many others, but that is all beside the point. Look, I know you will find this difficult to understand. Of course, being a machine you are not capable of understanding or having knowledge about things, but still I know you will find this difficult to understand, and I'm not sure I do either.
Everyday JunglistPublished 3 days ago in HumorJustice is Served: Hunter Biden Guilty on 3 Felony Counts
I feel so much better. Don’t you? The Hunter Biden shit show is finally over. That mafioso son of our relic of a supposedly elected President has been found guilty. On not just one, not just two, but on three felony counts! I’m breaking out the AR-15!
Gael MacLeanPublished 3 days ago in Humor- AI-Generated
How Much Does a CT Guided Injection Cost at Crystal Radiology? (02) 8315 8292
Understanding CT Guided Injections Interventional radiology, particularly CT-guided and ultrasound-guided injections, plays a crucial role in modern medical diagnostics and treatments. These procedures are used to treat various conditions by accurately delivering medication to specific areas of the body. The precision of these methods ensures effective pain relief and treatment of underlying issues.
Crystal RadiologyPublished 3 days ago in Humor A Gen-Z Hamster Who Doesn't Vote Angers Its Owners
“I'm not voting. The election doesn't affect me.” How often do we hear this from young people? Their political apathy is especially grating for voters who have been on the edge of our seats every day for the last 16 years since Obama was elected.
Scott ChristensonPublished 4 days ago in HumorThe Reluctant Gardener
### The Chronicles of the Reluctant Gardener There are few experiences in life as humbling, hilarious, and occasionally horrifying as deciding to take up gardening. I discovered this the hard way, after moving into a new house with a yard that could best be described as "ambitiously wild." My partner and I decided that taming this beast would be our new weekend project, and so began "The Chronicles of the Reluctant Gardener."
Lesser Known Facebook Groups
If you can slap a label on something, Facebook likely has at least fifteen groups dedicated to some aspect of it. All have their peccadillos, and generally a somewhat creepy obsession with rules and order. The number one rule of most Facebook groups seems to be "no self promotion" followed closely by "no pornography." Below I visit some of the lesser known Facebook groups I have encountered in my travels through the Facebook-grouposphere which I visit often searching desperately for friendship, love, and/or kindred spirits who share my deep love of post apocalyptic moulds. To date, I am zero for three but I will never give up hope.
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Danial GhomidarziPublished 6 days ago in Humor